glotch's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[my favourite place]

nice game, made me rage a lot, especially since my mouse is on its last legs and sometimes double clicks for no reason. i guess that's just playing on hard mode lol! i like the celeste style dashing too much to rage quit though, the movement felt great and addictive.

only bugs i noticed were 1. if you click while the game is loading it will crash and 2. it didn't upload my scores for level 5 after i beat it.

awesome game, really charming, especially the ending!

zzox responds:

thank you for playing and the bug report! I think NG servers may have went down for a minute but I will look into that.

Also you must be pretty good because you beat my times and I've been playing these levels a ton!

[SHRIMP-OS]

can someone please send me a guide on how to dual boot shrimp os with windows i dont know how to do

UnevenPrankster responds:

Only goobers dual boot shrimp os. You should run it as your daily driver

[Sausage Game]

i wish this game was longer!! super polished, charming and fun

[Bulb Boy]

awesome game!!! the art and music are beautiful and the puzzles are challenging and satisfying.

i do agree with mindchamber that i don't think the recharging mechanic serves this game very well, it feels fairly unnecessary and not really in line with the measured thinking required to solve the puzzles.

additionally the physics can be a bit of a pain to work with at times, having to fiddle with cables can get annoying when they don't do what you want, plus the issue occassionally getting stuck between two moving platforms on the last level.

other than those criticisms though, this is a tight little piece of a game with a great atmosphere and fun ideas, and i enjoyed it a lot!

STANNco responds:

tried to meet the criticisms in new update, fixed bugs and changed the charging thing a bit (:

[360 Degrees]

this game rocks and it's so cool that so many talented people got to pitch in. especially a big fan of the BAUUGH sound effect, i think you should have just had that play instead of music

[Olive's Art-Venture]

This game has charming art, banger music, and satisfying gameplay (even though I suck ass), but I can't kill the receptionist, so it's a 0/5 from me, sorry

[Stargrove Scramble]

This is insane that you made this in 9 days. This feels so good to play, it's polished as hell, and the inspiration from old school Kirby works so well for this game that I can hardly believe that this wasn't planned in advance. This is one of my favorite games on Newgrounds, period.

[Money Man: Classic]

This is the game of the year, sorry all the other games. This is the most graphics video game, it's the most gameplay video game, and did I even mention the graphics? This game is so good that it's not even a stretch to compare it to titans like Bubsy 3D (which is my personal favorite game of all time).

The idea for this game reminds me of a few months ago when I was sitting on the couch playing John Madden Football for Sega Genesis (which if you didn't know is my favorite game of all time) when I thought, "Madden is great, but I wish it had more Red Ball Character Running Through Vibrant Levels With Cheery Music In Pursuit Of Money." This game didn't scratch that itch at all, but I just put it out there in case someone reading wants to make that.

Some things I'd improve:
- It's called Money Man but you don't play as the money??? I think this might legally be false advertising
- There was this weird bug where I got a call from my mom in real life saying "please stop playing that game it's spreading a virus onto the network". Hopefully that's patched in the next release, it really made me lose focus.
- The city building gameplay pales in comparison to that of Sim City on SNES, which came out over 30 years ago. Like come on bro, it doesn't even have fire departments, how are you gonna have a city without a fire department?? (Sorry for the harsh comparison, Sim City is just my favorite game of all time so I'm very defensive about it)

Of course all of those were really minor and didn't affect my overall enjoyment of the game in any way. With all that in mind, I've decided that my final score is a 0/5. Sorry everyone who worked on this game, do better next time

gymba responds:

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[On Being Undermined.]

I love this type of game where you think a thing, and then the game knows you were thinking that thing and makes fun of you for it. It actually made me laugh out loud a few times, it was very well executed.

It took me ages to find the purple key, but I think that was just me not realizing what was right in front of me lol.

Great work!

[Highschool Bathroom Simulator]

Now I'm wanting the lore as to why the bathroom is so big. Is the school the size of an entire city, or is the bathroom just orders of magnitude larger than the rest of the school? Is the bathroom its own pocket dimension? So many possible answers.